christmas news

so, i've had this friend for an incredibly long time. we were extremely close.


our moms used to work together, and as it turned out, their sons had a lot in common, and we became pretty close.


we worked my first kitchen job together. we hung out at this pier on private property that we weren't actually allowed on pretty much every weekend.

we lost touch for about a year, but recently started running into each other here and there. plans were to be made to take back our glory days.



those plans were never made.



this morning. christmas day in 2009, i hear at four a.m. that my friend died four days ago.

ryan and martha do a sitcom

my friend martha and i have these elaborate plans to create a sitcom that is essentially about us infiltrating hipsters and drinking a lot in brooklyn.




so far, we have a few episode ideas.

prime of which is "ryan and martha kill a drifter."



premise:
ryan and martha are friends that share a shitty apartment in bushwick.
they go on many an adventure, usually fueled by drugs and alcohol.
ryan will be a barback and martha will work in an office.
there will be a steady supporting cast, including martha's unattractive wingman, eunice, and our enigmatic friend that lives in the same neighborhood, michael.


we'll be filming a pilot for this relatively soon. will be awesome.